Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I am ready for my close up!!


All righty then!! I am a girl who enjoys looking nice. I make sure my hair is styled, my make up is good and that there is no lipstick on my teeth most of the time. So how is the world did I end up in a life vest, covered in mud, looking like the Pillsbury dough boy - on NATIONAL TELEVISION....
Oh my gosh...the things I do. This would have been so much easier to explain had I been able to keep my WipeOut blog posted but ABC asked me to remove it because I had posted it before the show aired...certainly..I understand. So I took it off. It was pretty brilliantly written and I forgot to save it in a file..so you won't see it....but let me just tell you...that picture represents the easy part of the WipeOut course. So here I am, stuck in the mud, doing mud angels...having the announcers point out that am not familiar with the true spa experience....Duh!!! If I was would I be languishing in stinky, weeks old mud that has strange fruit floating in it...NO!!..
So glamorous is not in my past...and maybe not my future either but I am still ready for my close up!!!! P.S. I might use this for my Christmas card......